Toasted Tweets | Nov. 16, 2016
Last Tuesday, about half the country saw their presidential candidate take the White House and about half saw their dreams of a highly qualified female president go up in smoke. Whether you love one or the other, it was nearly impossible to avoid the national vibe all week which was packed with protests, news headlines, and opinions galore. Luckily, so many of us have pot to turn to when things get hard. On the same night, decisions were also made in several states about the legalization of marijuana—at least there was one big win for democrats who just ‘juana have fun. Hear what the Twitterverse had to say about the election, from a P-O-T POV.
Looking for that Election night watch party in a underground fall out shelter stocked with water, weed and wifi.
— HRComedy (@hadiyah) November 7, 2016
Me: *rips bong*
Mom: why r u smoking weed at 9:30 am
Me: Donald trump won the election
*rips bong again*
Mom: *shuts door*
— riley (@RyeHD11) November 10, 2016
If you're an American and don't plan on dealing with election night with pills, booze, and/or weed, you're officially a cyborg.
— Vodka n Tots (@Vodkantots) November 4, 2016
Planning ahead and buying a vape that looks like one of these for election night because it's gonna be stressful: http://pic.twitter.com/abNpAI6src
— Brian McDaniel (@brianmcdinosaur) October 23, 2016
Just waiting for someone to leak video of Trump in a gas mask bong on election night
— TM (@madkidpalmcity) October 8, 2016
gary johnson: [waves away the pot smoke in his '93 dodge caravan] yo is the election today or tomorrow?
— original turkey baby (@KandyKoehn) November 10, 2016
5 states vote on Election Day to legalize weed in their states. Anyone that's voting to keep it illegal can fight me
— Matt (@MRMAHER) October 29, 2016
election day stress update: currently looking up medical pot delivery services, haven't smoked weed in 25 yrs.
— michael thorn (@borninamess) November 8, 2016
In other news, California has disappeared under a cloud of pot smoke, and Taco Bell's stock prices are the one ones rising post election.
— Preston Light (@PrestonLight) November 9, 2016
Just realized that somewhere out there is the "normal universe", and we live in the "alternate universe" where Trump won the election.
— Alvin (@Pepperoni_Kush) November 10, 2016
by Jessica Delfino at High Times