Toasted Tweets | Feb. 15, 2017
Fuck the flowers and the chocolate. I wants wings and weed for Valentines Day.
— Maya ???? (@thestokedone) February 1, 2017
I'm treating a special someone to dinner, a show and a big bag of weed on valentines day
…that special someone is me
— Daddy (@Life_of_swagony) January 30, 2017
instead of Valentine's Day I'll just pretend it's 4/20 cause marijuana will never let you down ????????♀️????
— elisa (@elisa_whitegirl) February 9, 2017
lol i told a girl i was going to see her on Valentine's Day but i remembered i can marijuana
— mrnotthefather (@MrNotTheFather) January 28, 2017
not finding romance w anyone is ok bc it isn't real & I'm just gonna be an old pagan lady surrounded by young men tending my weed plantation
— ö (@celafisticuffs) January 12, 2017
Vday used to be all jewelry,????& romance. Now I'm like if u really love me all gifts should come in the form of liquor, weed, & sexual favors.
— rebma (@lovelyamberjd) February 3, 2017
"Babe I got you a present."
"Oh?!"
"I got you THC lotion."
"……………you got me weed lotion?"
"….that's right."
ROMANCE
— Jen L. (@cettefillejen) February 12, 2017
"Send me cards make me read. And don't send me no flowers unless it's weed. And that's a romance." -Lil Wayne ????????????
— Tanekia Atkins (@itstanekia) January 21, 2017
i'm a sucker for romance and i'm a sucker for weed so if you combine the two you can have my heart forever
— P4130 (@erin_tuesday) December 27, 2016
Working on my stoner Valentine's Day cards. What do you think so far? http://pic.twitter.com/ch3oBJ9TlP
— Chronic Crafter (@chronic_crafter) February 1, 2017
I love Valentine's Day even though I don't have a boyfriend it's so great being able to get heart shaped pizza and chocolate strawberries
— Kim Stoner (@kim_stoner_) February 10, 2017
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