Tis the season to smoke a fat J, folks. It’s official, Seasons weedings and the holidaze are upon us. Shopping and fruitcakes, family and work events are way better high, and everyone knows it. The Twitterverse is prepping for the oncoming festivities how they do—with Hanukkah bongs, Christmas “trees” and of course, loads of snark. So crank up Adam Sandler, get Scrooged and It’s A Wonderful Life cued up, and enjoy this week’s holidaze-themed Toasted Tweets.

Crema in my hand, snow coming down up the hill, & I am surrounded by good people and mountains of weed. Colorado has my full heart… ❤️

— ★~(◠‿◕✿) (@bolly_munster) November 29, 2016

After living in weed California for 2 years I can honestly say I don't give a shit if I ever see snow again in my life lol

— Ricky Cortes (@eaglebaby32) November 27, 2016

My mom bought my little sister fuzzy weed socks thinking they were snow flakes…

— Matt Cavallo (@cavallomatt4) November 26, 2016

i wish snow was weed when it falls from the sky u know

— LI$A FRANK (@H0LYSWAGG) November 18, 2016

Need to find a sad boy to smoke weed with all through the winter

— ????MEDUSA???? (@lifelessdoll_) December 1, 2016

Season's Weedings. Has someone done that already? I don't care. Season's Weedings. Snoop the halls. I could go all day.

— Sam Armel (@samanthaarmel) April 20, 2016

I always wonder how much weed is given away each year on Christmas it's the secret to happy #holidaze

— StonerSanta (@StonerSanta) December 3, 2016

Possible Aspiga X-Mas song titles:

Holidaze

Santa with the two fat sacks

Ghost of Christmas Ass

Under the Missile Toe

Warm Side of the Door

— Ray Finkle (@RayShithead) December 3, 2016

The Night Before is the true stoner Christmas comedy the world was in need of

— Angel Diaz (@ADiaz456) July 19, 2016

Menorah Bong http://pic.twitter.com/oxAnlX4jev

— Glass Pieces (@GIassPorn) December 11, 2015